“So stable it's almost sad.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x643c…2d66 | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0x688a…9a2f | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Binance | SYRUP/USDT | $3.9M | Trade ↗ |
| Coinbase Exchange | SYRUP/USD | $2.2M | Trade ↗ |
| BTCC | SYRUP/USDT | $1.9M | Trade ↗ |
| WhiteBIT | SYRUP/USDT | $1.2M | Trade ↗ |
| OrangeX | SYRUP/USDT | $964,167.00 | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | SYRUP / ETH 1% | $1.9M | $191,679.08 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | SYRUP / WETH 1% | $1.2M | $318,773.61 | Pool ↗ |
| Aerodrome SlipStream | Base | SYRUP / WETH 0.27% | $82,235.40 | $160,589.71 | Pool ↗ |
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