“Your grandma would approve. That should worry you.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0xe53e…0a55 | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0x3913…b982 | Explorer ↗ |
| Polygon | 0xa142…2737 | Explorer ↗ |
| Avalanche | 0x09fa…d8c3 | Explorer ↗ |
| Soneium | 0xf765…c3d7 |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V2 | Ethereum | SUPER / WETH | $3.7M | $205,328.26 | Pool ↗ |
| Blackhole V2 | Avalanche | SUPER / USDC | $385,172.65 | $20,985.12 | Pool ↗ |
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