“Nothing to see here. Literally nothing.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x12e2…a134 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0xd41f…5dfb | Explorer ↗ |
| Energi | 0x1249…5cfe |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pancakeswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | SFP / WBNB 0.25% | $771,147.10 | $314,093.22 | Pool ↗ |
| Biswap V2 | BNB Smart Chain | SFP / WBNB | $405,437.26 | $161,012.80 | Pool ↗ |
| Pancakeswap V2 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | SFP / WBNB | $274,074.73 | $113,298.99 | Pool ↗ |
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