“Nothing to see here. Literally nothing.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x3206…5d70 | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0xab36…f64a | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0xca5c…e594 | Explorer ↗ |
| Energi | 0xfce1…9800 |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Curve | Ethereum | ETH+ / eUSD / RSR | $1.5M | $824,360.79 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | RSR / WETH 0.3% | $128,516.23 | $190,146.62 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 (Base) | Base | RSR / WETH 1% | $67,328.85 | $178,537.32 | Pool ↗ |
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