“Due diligence? We prefer vibes.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| NEAR | qtc.omft.near | Explorer ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Near Intents | NEAR | QTC / wNEAR | $102.1M | $115,407.00 | Pool ↗ |
| Near Intents | NEAR | USDC / QTC | $38.4M | $1.7M | Pool ↗ |
| Near Intents | NEAR | USDT / QTC | $25.9M | $211,490.13 | Pool ↗ |
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