“Nothing to see here. Literally nothing.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x4c17…a5f1 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x5afa…0aa8 | Explorer ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | PLUME / USDC 1% | $41,051.68 | $73,095.08 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | PLUME / WETH 1% | $28,634.14 | $34,704.57 | Pool ↗ |
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