“Your grandma would approve. That should worry you.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x8ed9…08f6 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0xfebf…8605 | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | BeGY8K…bV5p | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0xb166…d87d | Explorer ↗ |
| Robinhood | 0x241f…0024 |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V2 | Ethereum | NPC / WETH | $4.9M | $275,893.05 | Pool ↗ |
| Raydium | Solana | NPC / SOL | $878,014.40 | $33,283.95 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V2 (Base) | Base | WETH / NPC | $804,132.62 | $58,253.76 | Pool ↗ |
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