“Your bags are now a collectible.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x44fc…a664 | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bitget | UMXM/USDT | $5.2M | Trade ↗ |
| MEXC | UMXM/USDT | $4.8M | Trade ↗ |
| Kraken | UMXM/USD | $222,750.00 | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V4 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | UMXM / USDT 1.5% | $1,617.73 | $16,066.93 | Pool ↗ |
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