“So stable it's almost sad.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0xe7c3…3c29 | Explorer ↗ |
| Polygon | 0xe7c3…3c29 | Explorer ↗ |
| Avalanche | 0xe7c3…3c29 | Explorer ↗ |
| Klay Token | 0xe7c3…3c29 |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V4 (Polygon) | Polygon | USDC / JPYC 0.05% | $473,383.13 | $384,310.80 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | USDC / JPYC 0.05% | $209,654.75 | $318,842.90 | Pool ↗ |
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