“Even the chart looks bored.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0xc011…2a6f | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0x22e6…da66 | Explorer ↗ |
| Polygon | 0x50b7…f68a | Explorer ↗ |
| Avalanche | 0xbec2…209b | Explorer ↗ |
| Optimism | 0x8700…99b4 | Explorer ↗ |
| NEAR | c011a7…near | Explorer ↗ |
| Fantom | 0x56ee…3adc | Explorer ↗ |
| Energi | 0xa255…0e29 |
| Harmony Shard 0 | 0x7b9c…4dd2 | |
| Huobi Token | 0x7778…f3da |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V3 (Optimism) | Optimism | SNX / WETH 0.3% | $44,701.30 | $11,117.55 | Pool ↗ |
| Velodrome Finance SlipStream | Optimism | USDC / SNX 0.3% | $19,647.75 | $50,697.08 | Pool ↗ |
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