“So stable it's almost sad.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x4d22…4381 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x8f86…2b79 | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | C1MHyo…FP1f | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0x7f9f…1e98 | Explorer ↗ |
| Polygon | 0xb7b3…0930 | Explorer ↗ |
| HyperEVM | 0xab11…bbb0 | Explorer ↗ |
| Monad | 0x6a7e…292d | |
| Robinhood | 0x8f86…2b79 |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | APE / ETH 0.3% | $371,460.12 | $19,722.47 | Pool ↗ |
| Raydium (CLMM) | Solana | APE / SOL | $61,579.37 | $18,523.96 | Pool ↗ |
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