“The least exciting coin in your portfolio. Congrats?”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
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Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x626e…bf18 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x33d0…741d | Explorer ↗ |
| Osmosis | ibc/BB…B25F |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | AIOZ / WETH 1% | $1.8M | $28,258.27 | Pool ↗ |
| Pancakeswap V3 (BSC) | BNB Smart Chain | AIOZ / WBNB 0.25% | $1.5M | $170,175.36 | Pool ↗ |
| Pancakeswap V3 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | AIOZ / WETH 0.25% | $273,388.28 | $30,384.32 | Pool ↗ |
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