“The least exciting coin in your portfolio. Congrats?”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0xbe0e…226b | Explorer ↗ |
| Solana | Dm5Bxy…cVk7 | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0xc87b…056c | Explorer ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V3 | Ethereum | ATH / WETH 0.3% | $428,976.39 | $62,725.13 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V3 (Arbitrum) | Arbitrum One | ATH / WETH 0.3% | $54,352.97 | $63,889.39 | Pool ↗ |
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