“So stable it's almost sad.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Base | 0x9401…8631 | Explorer ↗ |
| Exchange | Pair | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Coinbase Exchange | AERO/USD | $7.0M | Trade ↗ |
| Binance | AERO/USDT | $6.7M | Trade ↗ |
| MEXC | AERO/USDT | $5.1M | Trade ↗ |
| Bybit | AERO/USDT | $4.7M | Trade ↗ |
| LBank | AERO/USDT | $2.6M | Trade ↗ |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Aerodrome (Base) | Base | AERO / USDC | $40.3M | $3.1M | Pool ↗ |
| Aerodrome (Base) | Base | fBOMB / AERO | $5.1M | $42,067.66 | Pool ↗ |
| Aerodrome SlipStream | Base | AERO / USDC 1% | $4.1M | $318,857.55 | Pool ↗ |
Links go to third-party sites and are not an endorsement. Always check the contract address before trading.