“Even the chart looks bored.”
11 is the floor: crypto is never 0% poof. Each signal pushes the index up (red) or down (green) compared with a typical coin:
Context (shown, not scored)
Satire. Not financial advice. Poof risk and the Poof Chaos Index are computed mechanically from public market data (CoinGecko, alternative.me); they are not claims that any project is a scam. Do your own research, then do it again.
Derivatives positioning from Binance futures. Shown as context — not part of the Poof Index.
| Chain | Address | Explorer |
|---|---|---|
| Ethereum | 0x1111…c302 | Explorer ↗ |
| BNB Smart Chain | 0x1111…c302 | Explorer ↗ |
| Base | 0xc5fe…1cbe | Explorer ↗ |
| Arbitrum One | 0x6314…b9af | Explorer ↗ |
| Avalanche | 0xd501…f267 | Explorer ↗ |
| Optimism | 0xad42…6426 | Explorer ↗ |
| Linea | 0x10f0…ee3e | Explorer ↗ |
| zkSync Era | 0x3f0b…ce59 | Explorer ↗ |
| Unichain | 0xbe41…d06e | Explorer ↗ |
| Robinhood | 0x1755…85a0 |
| DEX | Chain | Pair | Liquidity | 24h volume | Link |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | 1INCH / WBTC 1% | $2.1M | $55,221.43 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | 1INCH / AAVE 1% | $1.3M | $46,855.23 | Pool ↗ |
| Uniswap V4 (Ethereum) | Ethereum | 1INCH / LINK 1% | $746,682.87 | $10,668.43 | Pool ↗ |
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